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So last night I had a torticollis issue

As “wry neck” it’s basically like “I slept on you muscles wrong now you’re stiff and I have limited freedom to turn”

But it happened overnight and synced with my old cracked-rib issue such that at like 6 AM I suddenly woke up in firey pain with the muscles surrounding my entire chest cavity locked up such that each necessary movement was painful but I had to stop moving entirely to breathe

My friends, it was\ufffc a bitch

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