{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I'm suddenly seized by the notion my first Valentine's Day not being straight should be more of a thing\nGood thing I haven't got...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/643072302824751104/", "html": "<p>I&rsquo;m suddenly seized by the notion my first Valentine&rsquo;s Day not being straight should be more of a thing</p><p>Good thing I haven&rsquo;t got a girlfriend, that would be confusing</p>"}