{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Kontextmaschine learns the trick with putting your forefingers on the bridge of your nose and wiggling the roof of your mouth...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/642427983241609216/", "html": "<p><a href=\"/post/642280629882470400/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Kontextmaschine learns the trick with putting your forefingers on the bridge of your nose and wiggling the roof of your mouth with a thumb to move your palate, dislodge stuck mucus, and clear your sinuses; then later maybe sprains his nose, feels the sensations, and reeling from the knowledge reinvents rhinoplasty<br/></p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>I&rsquo;ve found that if I stick a thumb in each nostril and pull down I can straighten it out <b>and</b> clear and open up my nasal passages like they&rsquo;ve <i>never</i> been, I wasn&rsquo;t joking about the reinventing rhinoplasty bit</p>"}