kontextmaschine:

Kontextmaschine learns the trick with putting your forefingers on the bridge of your nose and wiggling the roof of your mouth with a thumb to move your palate, dislodge stuck mucus, and clear your sinuses; then later maybe sprains his nose, feels the sensations, and reeling from the knowledge reinvents rhinoplasty

I’ve found that if I stick a thumb in each nostril and pull down I can straighten it out and clear and open up my nasal passages like they’ve never been, I wasn’t joking about the reinventing rhinoplasty bit