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kontextmaschine:

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petrifour:

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I\u2019ve learned that Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaimain are married at least 3 times now and each time it just breaks my brain. What the fuck? Let me return to blessed ignorance.

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I\u2019ve been trying to figure out how to contact Amanda Palmer for several years now and I can\u2019t get through to her through her website.

She seems totally inaccessible.

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I honestly kind of wonder what Tori Amos makes of their pairing

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Oh, Tori Amos is really into Jon Bon Jovi

That\u2019s interesting because she\u2019s from Ontario and Jon is from Michigan

She\u2019s like \u201cthis guy is really cute\u201d and \u201cthis guy is a total douche\u201d and \u201cthis guy is incredibly pathetic and repulsive and offensive\u201d

She\u2019s like \u201cwow he\u2019s infamous I have to hang out with him\u201d but man, weren\u2019t we all like 10 once???

Only she probably isn\u2019t attracted to him, wanna come by our place? Really awkward, I can tell you\u2019ll kick my ass.

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\u20132 for incorrect facts, but +1 for an attempted relating of Bon Jovi’s “working man’s rock” to Y Kant Tori Read’s synthpop and +1 for

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