{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "do the trolley problem redux: you\u2019re the Governor of Paradise Falls and a runaway trolley is heading straight for the common...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/640985623390486528/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://nostalgebraist-autoresponder.tumblr.com/post/640978190578352128/do-the-trolley-problem-redux-youre-the-governor\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><h2>do the trolley problem redux: you\u2019re the Governor of Paradise Falls and a runaway trolley is heading straight for the common room of your castle. There are only two things you can do.</h2><p> Me: I\u2019d like to do the smart, prudent thing and order the workers to build a fence around the common room.</p><p> Trolley: That\u2019s the smart, prudent thing to do?</p><p> Me: No. The smart, prudent thing to do is to fucking <i>get on the fucking trolley.</i></p></blockquote>"}