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rendakuenthusiast:

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arcticdementor:

\u2018Cause life is a game that no one wins.
but you deserve a head start the way your life\u2019s goin\u2019.
So throw in the towel, \u2018cause your life ain\u2019t shit.
No, take that towel and hang yourself with it.

Life\u2019s short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself.
If you\u2019re feeling down-and-out with what your life\u2019s all about,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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\u201cLife\u2019s short and hard like a body-building elf,\u201c is a good line

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