{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I know a lot of people boggle at the existence of pendulum rides (e.g., those pirate ships that go upside down), but the ones...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/640023337476702208/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://a-fools-lone.tumblr.com/post/640020570028834816/i-know-a-lot-of-people-boggle-at-the-existence-of\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">a-fools-lone</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://prokopetz.tumblr.com/post/640020537628835840/i-know-a-lot-of-people-boggle-at-the-existence-of\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">prokopetz</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I know a lot of people boggle at the existence of pendulum rides (e.g., those pirate ships that go upside down), but the ones that really concern me are swing carousels.</p><p>I mean:</p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"940\" data-orig-width=\"1254\"><img src=\"/media/3964257d294623626805d96ee20e2a44f943256f_a22c5c706922.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"940\" data-orig-width=\"1254\"/></figure><p>Like, consider the sheer number of individual potential points of failure in this thing, and what happens to the affected rider if one of those failures should in fact occur.<br/></p></blockquote>\n<p>Yeet roulete</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>It&rsquo;s 2020 and those weren&rsquo;t even the hot new shit at the state fair in the &lsquo;80s, I assume if they&rsquo;re still around they&rsquo;re not going to turn me into a\ufffc local news hot story</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/3964257d294623626805d96ee20e2a44f943256f_a22c5c706922.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 405}