{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "You ever think about how the Sybian was invented by this leisure suit-ass dance instructor guy who in the 70s was looking around...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/639939575877369856/", "html": "<p>You ever think about how the Sybian was invented by this leisure suit-ass dance instructor guy who in the 70s was looking around at like, his aerobics class and thinking &ldquo;it is my solemn duty and contribution to humanity to make these girls cum&rdquo;?</p>"}