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tototavros:

audreycious:

voxette-vk:

squareallworthy:

shieldfoss:

sophia-epistemia:

cipheramnesia:

solitarelee:

cipheramnesia:

solitarelee:

cipheramnesia:

runcibility:

the–amala–network:

endreal:

Say how old you are on the internet without saying how old you are

Here’s mine:

gpoy

napster

WWIV

log off, I need to make a phone call

See this, this is how I know we\u2019re age-compatible\u00a0

Not the age in my bio?

What if I\u2019ve been secretly dyslexic this whole time and never realized it said you were in your FOURS? It could be code for number of stages the polycule has spread. I can\u2019t take that risk. I must find the truth through dial-up.\u00a0

That explains why it took so long.

Internet Relay Chat

webring

Atari 2600

You\u2019ve got mail

I hear there\u2019s rumors on the, uh, internets, that we\u2019re going to have a draft.

Google+

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anime shrine

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