{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?\n Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I\u2019m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/639436288546766848/", "html": "\n<video  id='embed-69bf64a595642119202578' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='500' height='374' poster='https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ouppdjCJZd1qmo2d4_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{\"autoheight\":null,\"duration\":8,\"hdUrl\":false,\"filmstrip\":{\"url\":\"https://68.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_ouppdjCJZd1qmo2d4_filmstrip.jpg\",\"width\":\"200\",\"height\":\"149\"}}' crossOrigin='anonymous' controls>\n    <source src=\"/media/tumblr_ouppdjCJZd1qmo2d4_023f08f5a879.mp4\" type=\"video/mp4\">\n</video>\n\n<p><a href=\"https://riddlediddleraddadtwo.tumblr.com/post/611886086157893632/tybalt-you-saucy-boi-kid-1-hey-what-are-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">riddlediddleraddadtwo</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://tybalt-you-saucy-boi.tumblr.com/post/189045817085/kid-1-hey-what-are-you-doing-kid-2-tosses-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tybalt-you-saucy-boi</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?</p>\n<p>Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I\u2019m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n\n<p>I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue</p>\n</blockquote>"}