{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Fill me in, it's almost 2021, what am I supposed to think about this Portal-themed appliance designed to batter my eyes?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/638905158593609728/", "html": "<div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1059\" data-orig-width=\"750\"><img src=\"/media/0982215354de8d8cfb2ab767cf088fbf93338451_85f305392aca.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1059\" data-orig-width=\"750\" srcset=\"/media/f572cfec695290edea8c522360497c10b5bec516_1f1426f727f5.jpg 75w, /media/c6802e69ea2e4ef83697d5c2fb68a5524d5b3cc0_cca84f7e69c4.jpg 100w, /media/ab29b107d476a2cee58dec6777b0558e7455a2cd_afea4566bd25.jpg 250w, /media/3d633c90684beb0f56c2ee50f6603834c22d03d6_a3a0f8525813.jpg 400w, /media/3070099ef1f851a98af784cc669a75d3dc8fd920_70644db94de9.jpg 500w, /media/fb093ebee296da19a4fd38b3739179ad439434d9_63ec93da3fab.jpg 540w, /media/0982215354de8d8cfb2ab767cf088fbf93338451_85f305392aca.jpg 640w, /media/258ac8aee0aeef758912011631ad25fdd8e6ab5c_7db05e3b8710.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\"/></figure></div><p>Fill me in, it&rsquo;s almost 2021, what am I supposed to think about this Portal-themed <a href=\"https://aperturescientists.com\" target=\"_blank\">appliance designed to batter my eyes</a>?</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/0982215354de8d8cfb2ab767cf088fbf93338451_85f305392aca.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 904}