{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Do it, asshole.  Just fuckin' do it.  It's tradition.  Everyone expects it.  No one will forgive you if you don't.  DOOOO IT.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/638456377750290432/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>Do it, asshole.  Just fuckin' do it.  It's tradition.  Everyone expects it.  No one will forgive you if you don't.  DOOOO IT.</p></div>\n<p>Recharge my phone?</p>"}