kontextmaschine:

Only time I’ve ever seen someone smoking crack they were a white Ivy League student

like my senior year at Cornell something went down with the distribution networks that got drugs up to Ithaca, New York and weed was rarer and tougher and more expensive to get but cocaine suddenly flowed freer

I don’t think this encouraged a healthy culture, anyway once we were having a party at our house, this might’ve been the one where some girl tore down a magneted-on-fridge callout column from the Ann Coulter-founded Cornell Review about me throwing a Jenga tournament to celebrate the wtf-kinda-9/11 “Patriot Day”, cuz no one should be featuring the Cornell Review

Then some guy was like “hey mind if I light up in the kitchen” and I was “naw man it’s cool” and he sparked up some crack