Also: I don’t intend to see Green Lantern. Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan doesn’t make sense. Ryan Reynolds as Guy Gardner I would buy.

You know Guy Gardner in the early ‘90s when I read him (I think he had a yellow ring for a while?) was supposed to be a parody of an American? Or so says the internet? Which was hilarious, because from his name (his name!) to his speech to his leather jacket and his stupid bowl haircut he was the most obviously British comic book character I’ve ever read, like more so than Captain Britain.