{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "probably the most pragmatic use I've ever got out of a tumblr post was that aella one where she taught how to get her incredibly...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/637908953898090496/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/637908089976274944/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>probably the most pragmatic use I&rsquo;ve ever got out of a tumblr post was that aella one where she taught how to get her incredibly fuckable hair by never shampooing again</p></blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"npf_indented\"><p>&gt;<a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https://tmblr.co/MCEpvfklL2pX6R2rMIjkxeA\" target=\"_blank\">@argumate</a> <b>said:</b> we done knew</p></blockquote><p>probably the most important message I can get across is it only works if you&rsquo;re using an organic combing/brushing instrument, built out of cells. Horsehair/boar bristle/wood/shell/horn/bone. Plastic and metal are too homogeneous and smooth.</p>"}