\n\n"}\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI would bend over for Senpai.
Someone should kill me when I die so I can be reincarnated in a better world
That\u2019s a proper sentiment to respond to weeaboos, but a bit extreme
See, if I die right now I\u2019m not actually really going to die, so it wouldn\u2019t be that bad?
(But the thought of being reborn as a weeaboo in a better world still makes me very uncomfortable)
Tell me more about your religion.
I\u2019m not sure if I can write the complete story of my life from birth to death without running out of space eventually.
The whole story includes:
So like, how do I do the story of my life from birth to death without me including an incident of \u201cI was a weeaboo?\u201d
- my birth
- my first memory
- my first written communication with another human being, who was also my first friend, and was, like, ten years old
- my first actual, conscious experience of love, in a sexual form
- my first actual, conscious experience of hatred, in a sexual form
- my first attempt to kill myself
- the events that followed, which are very complicated, and they are all true. I\u2019m pretty sure