::realizes that the fact I sexually imprinted on Alex Mack and now have Jennette McCurdy in my “actress I want to fuck” slot is, ironically, completely disconnected from that time in LA I worked in DisneyLodeon management::

We did have one client we were pushing for Wizards of Waverly Place who came in in like, a tight fuzzy sweater over mesh sleeves with her stage mom encouraging her to be flirty, and keep in mind teen actresses are selected on playing more developed for their age and Hollywood actors in general are like three standard deviations of attention-seeking above the norm

And the rest of the guys who weren’t even attracted to women were teasing me about how wigged I was