{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "the girl i lost my virginity to had vague Staten Island russian mafia connections, and once told me about an uncle of hers who...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/637351569760960512/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>the girl i lost my virginity to had vague Staten Island russian mafia connections, and once told me about an uncle of hers who had a house custom built without windows</p></div>\n<p>how did her vagina feel?</p>"}