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the fact that The\ufffc Adventures of Pete and Pete and Eerie, Indiana were always as horny as The Secret Life of Alex Mack was one of those things I only realized by becoming bisexual and could honestly have done without

like, in not even the late 90s, she melted down into a metal slime puddle to get under a door, reformed wet and naked, and then had a scene under threat the boy she liked would find her like that

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Larisa Oleynik as a girl entering adolescence with the secret knowledge she’s specially different from everyone else because of the superpower that leaves her naked with wet hair afraid of exposure was absolutely a formative influence and I am ZERO percent sorry about that

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