shrine to the prophet of americana

the fact that The Adventures of Pete and Pete and Eerie, Indiana were always as horny as The Secret Life of Alex Mack was one...

kontextmaschine:

the fact that The Adventures of Pete and Pete and Eerie, Indiana were always as horny as The Secret Life of Alex Mack was one of those things I only realized by becoming bisexual and could honestly have done without

like, in not even the late 90s, she melted down into a metal slime puddle to get under a door, reformed wet and naked, and then had a scene under threat the boy she liked would find her like that