shrine to the prophet of americana

like, the one of my early girlfriends who wasn't Jewish has now been teaching at a Jewish day school for several years and is...

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like, the one of my early girlfriends who wasn’t Jewish has now been teaching at a Jewish day school for several years and is posting long thinky posts about What Hannukah Means To Us Today

also like, southern public schools integrate and you suddenly get a bunch of Christian schools, that’s bad, they’re “Segregation Academies”, but LA schools integrate and you suddenly get a bunch of Jewish day schools, c'mon

at Risley we had this thing called “unkatunk” that was how you were related to someone who hooked up with someone you had hooked up with

and I am second-degree unkatunk to Taylor Swift cause I hooked up with a girl whose first kiss was Jake Gyllenhaal at Harvard-Westlake

the thing then (well had been in the 90s) was to trace yourself back to paralyzed Superman Christoper Reeve, who had been a bisexual slut back in the 70s when Risley turned from the girls’ dorm Janet Reno came from to the artsy weirdo castle where they had unigender bathrooms ‘cause voyeurism was hot