shrine to the prophet of americana

I think her nickname on my blog is going to be "impressed with my sexting game" cuz look at what she just sent me I am so good...

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di–es—can-ic-ul-ar–es:

I think her nickname on my blog is going to be “impressed with my sexting game” cuz look at what she just sent me

I am so good at this, it makes you question the possibility of the observed dry spells

These moments of sexting triumph are like precious moments of childhood innocence when I would just type random words at random in an idiotic, awkward way, until someone with a pretty face or something would appear on the screen and exclaim “look at that cute picture of you”

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