youarenotthewalrus:

saw some screenshot of a far-right meme of sidney powell promising that thanksgiving (or possibly christmas?) dinner would be “roast kraken stuffed with liberal tears” and i keep coming back to it because i’m just baffled by the idea of using liberal tears as a stuffing. like, come on guys, it’s a liquid! you fucking baste it with or marinate it in tears, you don’t fucking stuff it with them, come on now.

wouldn’t that be brining?