Like, Rainmaker was a lesbian but it was like paratext she was for the male gaze, Roxy and Grunge were riffing on the whole No Doubt/Sublime soft interracial Long Beach thing plus he’s a squat island guy whose special ability is he can become as hard as anything he puts his hand on

And Fairchild is like “what if this I’m sure fujoshi geek girl transformed into a smokehouse”, c'mon