pig-in-blankets:

Had a dream a new FPS got really popular and one of the maps was an office complex with lots of rooms. In one of these meeting rooms, around a large table, were five spawn points close together (so if the match started and you spawned in this room with four other players, the game would start pretty hectic) and this became the defining area for that map.

Then the devs updated the map and removed one of the spawn points which caused a bit of fuss but people moved on. THEN somebody noticed that one of the chairs in the room was missing after the patch and this sparked an entire controversy all over the internet. Some choice comments I remember:

“RUINED”

“CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE CUCK OFFICE“

“how the FUCK do i feed my kids now?”

My girlfriend woke me up because I was giggling in my sleep