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harbingerofsorrow:

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charlesoberonn:

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charlesoberonn:

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charlesoberonn:

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All I\u2019m saying is there\u2019s 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.

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Too bad he\u2019s so high up, we couldn\u2019t possibly reach him.

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Wait, I just had an idea.

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It\u2019s gonna take a lot of construction work, though.

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Hey, we\u2019ve already got it started in Florida, just come join me we\u2019re almost \u039b\u03bf\u03c1\u03b5\u03bc \u03b9\u03c0\u03c3\u03b8\u03bc \u03b4\u03bf\u03bb\u03bf\u03c1 \u03c3\u03b9\u03c4 \u03b1\u03bc\u03b5\u03c4, \u03b7\u03b1\u03c3 \u03b5\u03b9 v\u03b9\u03b4\u03b9\u03c3\u03c3\u03b5 \u03b4\u03b9\u03c3\u03c0\u03b8\u03c4\u03b1\u03bd\u03b4\u03bf c\u03bf\u03bc\u03c0\u03bb\u03b5c\u03c4\u03b9\u03c4\u03b8\u03c1, \u03c3\u03b9\u03bd\u03c4 \u03bb\u03b1\u03bf\u03c1\u03b5\u03b5\u03c4 \u03b9\u03bd\u03c4\u03b5\u03c1\u03c0\u03c1\u03b5\u03c4\u03b1\u03c1\u03b9\u03c3 \u03b5\u03b1\u03bc \u03b9\u03b4.

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It’s underrated how the Gospels are a record of the god Jehovah seeing the Roman Empire showing up and going all “oi rite, wut’s this? let’s ‘av a go, mate” and getting his ass handed to him

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