{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I know this is very funny and all but I need you all to know that this is genuinely how this is done in the fucking speedrun", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/634289486228078592/", "html": "\n<video  id='embed-69bf663e224b9694070623' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='500' height='281' poster='https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q5m1gdFSWP1ufbwoc_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{\"autoheight\":null,\"duration\":9,\"hdUrl\":\"https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q5m1gdFSWP1ufbwoc.mp4\",\"filmstrip\":{\"url\":\"https://66.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_q5m1gdFSWP1ufbwoc_filmstrip.jpg\",\"width\":\"200\",\"height\":\"112\"}}' crossOrigin='anonymous' controls>\n    <source src=\"/media/tumblr_q5m1gdFSWP1ufbwoc_480_53e4b4865707.mp4\" type=\"video/mp4\">\n</video>\n\n<p><a href=\"https://transingthebourgeoisie.tumblr.com/post/190811876347/i-know-this-is-very-funny-and-all-but-i-need-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">transingthebourgeoisie</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I know this is very funny and all but I need you all to know that this is genuinely how this is done in the fucking speedrun</p></blockquote>"}