{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Got one of those \"handheld chainsaw\"s, realized if I tie rope onto each handle I can extend them to any length I want and if I...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/633287814956695552/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://squareallworthy.tumblr.com/post/633287485045260288/handheld-chainsaw-uhas-opposed-to\" target=\"_blank\">squareallworthy</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/633285057183924224/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Got one of those &ldquo;handheld chainsaw&quot;s, realized if I tie rope onto each handle I can extend them to any length I want and if I tie a weight to one end I can now trim any branch I can reach to toss the weight over</p></blockquote><blockquote class=\"npf_indented\"><p>&quot;handheld chainsaw&rdquo;</p></blockquote><p>Uh&hellip;as opposed to&hellip;?</p></blockquote>\n<div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1536\" data-orig-width=\"2048\"><img src=\"/media/588f1bed941ce2619fed3774ce4ce398b4874ec5_c106765675b6.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1536\" data-orig-width=\"2048\" srcset=\"/media/887d901d222b83bf1a77b2dc2f575ace2a89b971_a6d5723cf741.jpg 75w, /media/c7ba332202089960cadd0fa36f9167737ed15f76_423eb3176d11.jpg 100w, /media/963411ec793b403d261b30165ddd35cf40dbd892_9afcb6504f5e.jpg 250w, /media/5dd3ad139945697323bb2e87f04c0cc8943614f5_71bd88ac499d.jpg 400w, /media/c6b6abe04a3cd08dbe933b63dce4f3172e269f9c_827a62f39df3.jpg 500w, /media/43d1fe6a8f00c13089022fa7d0ad38de9275df43_90df002a180c.jpg 540w, /media/588f1bed941ce2619fed3774ce4ce398b4874ec5_c106765675b6.jpg 640w, /media/72ff7e4cc9b5af1ea1aac91d52246d91e086cb67_6374c32c08ad.jpg 1280w, /media/ff092c9750249bef1b2ab09ed0dc308770801be4_859df5f7cc43.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div><p>Every third link has a cutting tooth, on alternating sides</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/588f1bed941ce2619fed3774ce4ce398b4874ec5_c106765675b6.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 480}