Got one of those "handheld chainsaw"s, realized if I tie rope onto each handle I can extend them to any length I want and if I...
Got one of those “handheld chainsaw"s, realized if I tie rope onto each handle I can extend them to any length I want and if I tie a weight to one end I can now trim any branch I can reach to toss the weight over
"handheld chainsaw”
Uh…as opposed to…?

Every third link has a cutting tooth, on alternating sides