{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Got one of those \"handheld chainsaw\"s, realized if I tie rope onto each handle I can extend them to any length I want and if I...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/633285057183924224/", "html": "<p>Got one of those &ldquo;handheld chainsaw&quot;s, realized if I tie rope onto each handle I can extend them to any length I want and if I tie a weight to one end I can now trim any branch I can reach to toss the weight over</p>"}