{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "no one:\nalso no one:\nabsolutely no one:\nme: hey remember that time in like 8th grade\ufffc where we took a field trip to some old...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/633203956783480833/", "html": "

argumate:

kontextmaschine:

no one:

also no one:

absolutely no one:

me: hey remember that time in like 8th grade\ufffc where we took a field trip to some old money Philly foundation where we were herded into an auditorium for a light-up animatronic gynoid to tell us about birth control?

did you get the transparent one? because damn all I took away from that experience is that intestines are gross

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those guts are made for rearrangin’

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