argumate:

kontextmaschine:

no one:

also no one:

absolutely no one:

me: hey remember that time in like 8th grade where we took a field trip to some old money Philly foundation where we were herded into an auditorium for a light-up animatronic gynoid to tell us about birth control?

did you get the transparent one? because damn all I took away from that experience is that intestines are gross

those guts are made for rearrangin’