{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "no one:\nalso no one:\nabsolutely no one:\nme: hey remember that time in like 8th grade\ufffc where we took a field trip to some old...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/633198200394776576/", "html": "<p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>no one:</b></p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>also no one:</b></p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>absolutely no one:</b></p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>me:</b> hey remember that time in like 8th grade\ufffc where we took a field trip to some old money Philly foundation where we were herded into an auditorium for a light-up animatronic gynoid to tell us about birth control?</p>"}