{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Millennial life is like a version of The Karate Kid where after the \"Wax On, Wax Off\" training sequence Mr. Miyagi just hires...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/632920483866820609/", "html": "<p>Millennial life is like a version of The Karate Kid where after the &ldquo;Wax On, Wax Off&rdquo; training sequence Mr. Miyagi just hires you for his cleaning service and in 40 years you too might be a custodian with the equivalent of a well-kept house in the upper-working-class Valley taking on a serious apprentice</p>"}