{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\ud83c\udd71\ufe0fLIZZARD \ud83c\udd71\ufe0fLEASE", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/632919115728830464/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://vriskanon.tumblr.com/post/174364749229/hentaikid-avelokadrawsguts-vriskanon\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">vriskanon</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://hentaikid.tumblr.com/post/174364602821/avelokadrawsguts-vriskanon-wizardshark\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">hentaikid</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://avelokadrawsguts.tumblr.com/post/174168637325/vriskanon-wizardshark-vriskanon-lizzard\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">avelokadrawsguts</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://vriskanon.tumblr.com/post/174128447874/wizardshark-vriskanon-lizzard-lease-holy\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">vriskanon</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://wizardshark.tumblr.com/post/174117717998/vriskanon-lizzard-lease-holy-fuck-blizzard\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wizardshark</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://vriskanon.tumblr.com/post/174080527039/lizzard-lease\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">vriskanon</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p><b>\ud83c\udd71\ufe0fLIZZARD \ud83c\udd71\ufe0fLEASE</b></p></blockquote>\n<p>HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>The thing that gets me about this</p>\n<p>The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS</p>\n<p>Each sentence is so much wilder than the last</p>\n<p>\u201cA female russian hero\u201d Yes good</p>\n<p>\u201cShe would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s\u201d FUCK YES that\u2019s some wild fucking shit</p>\n<p>\u201cHer ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s\u201d</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"335\" data-orig-width=\"720\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_p93qxsc4DY1twg5jn_1280_192c562ffd91.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"335\" data-orig-width=\"720\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"2623\" data-orig-width=\"2266\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_p95z40MMTa1rgvojk_540_721a9b5731e8.png\" data-orig-height=\"2623\" data-orig-width=\"2266\"/></figure><p>Someone probably already drew this better, but the description was so much fun I had to give it a try.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Isn\u2019t this supposed to be a WWII thing? The ak wasn\u2019t invented yet. Lacks realism. <br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>You\u2019re absolutely right hentai kid. A woman riding a bear dual-weilding AK47s would be unrealistic because overwatch is set during World War II and AK47s had yet to be invented</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>It <b>is</b> funny how historical war vidya has been playing up the StG-44 or for WWI stuff even the Fedorov Automat because our age likes to reverse-project the assault rifle onto recent history</p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_p915k9R52c1uyabano1_1280_e40ced905ce4.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_p93qxsc4DY1twg5jn_1280_192c562ffd91.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 720, "thumbnail_height": 335}