shrine to the prophet of americana

me: haha the younger girls I wanted to fuck in college don't look fuckable anymore also me: that's cause they're in their...

me: haha the younger girls I wanted to fuck in college don’t look fuckable anymore

also me: that’s cause they’re in their mid-30s now

also me: and how is that a

victory, you’re in your late 30s

me: but I’m still fuckable