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Hold the entire phone, there\u2019s a non-venomous, calm-tempered snake, available in the pet trade, that only eats eggs with no embryos growing inside, so you NEVER have to feel bad about feeding it?

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Baby eat a egg???

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I\u2019m pretty sure this was literally the title of a D&D product

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\u201cEgg-Eating Snake\u201d or\u00a0\u201cBaby Eat A Egg\u201d? Either one sounds pretty promising.

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I mean, either one. I think if I said \u201cBaby Eat a Egg,\u201d I would have meant it in a weird way

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I guess if it\u2019s D&D it would have to be a weird way. Maybe it\u2019s like, a dragon egg or something, whole campaign about trying to eat a dragon egg. The Egg-Eating Snake campaign sounds like it would be about stopping a serpent from eating an egg that will hatch to form a new world.

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Yeah, you know, half of what I\u2019m saying here is about how weird D&D can be and the other half is about whether or not this would have made a better joke (or, if not, how)

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