{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "*shows up to your doorstep in a maid dress and cat ears and just beats the shit out of you*", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/632377250630729728/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://gummie-guts.tumblr.com/post/623591714929721344/shows-up-to-your-doorstep-in-a-maid-dress-and-cat\" target=\"_blank\">gummie-guts</a>:</p><blockquote><p>*shows up to your doorstep in a maid dress and cat ears and just beats the shit out of you*</p></blockquote>\n<p>Huh despite being pretty into femdom and pain I mostly laughed at the discordance of this instead of smiling at the kink, that&rsquo;s interesting</p>"}