{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": ">tfw you realize Donald Trump is going to have a Secret Service codename", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/631867128424906752/", "html": "

kontextmaschine:

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argumate:

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kontextmaschine:

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so uh, what was it?

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have to jump him to find out

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when I was in middle/high school we did a thing called \u201cMr. President\u201d where if we were walking in a group we\u2019d put our fingers up to our ear like we had earpieces and the last one of us to pick up on it we\u2019d yell \u201cMr. President, get down!\u201d and group-tackle him, did anyone else do that?

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this gives me good memories of the elementary-age game our neighborhood problematically called “Smear the Queer”, what pre-Halo Marathon 2 was already trying to call “Kill the Guy With the Ball”, where there was an active player and everyone else was trying to bring them down and their reward would be becoming the active player

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