{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": ">tfw you realize Donald Trump is going to have a Secret Service codename", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/631853524213497856/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://lumsel.tumblr.com/post/631851554263252992/tfw-you-realize-donald-trump-is-going-to-have-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">lumsel</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/631843431841513472/tfw-you-realize-donald-trump-is-going-to-have-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"/post/631843324659138560/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>so uh, what was it?</p></blockquote>\n<p>have to jump him to find out</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>I went and checked, it\u2019s\n\u201cMogul\u201d<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>haha seriously?</p><p>I remember in one of the later Tom Clancy novels the prez had Wall Street connections so they called him TRADER and he warned them not to call him &ldquo;traitor&rdquo;</p><p>This was maybe the president whose veep had a fatal aneurism over having an affair with some nice Jewish tits and then got 9/11-before-9/11 smashed by a Japanese salaryman in a 747 giving the State of the Union Address</p>"}