argumate:

kontextmaschine:

so uh, what was it?

have to jump him to find out

when I was in middle/high school we did a thing called “Mr. President” where if we were walking in a group we’d put our fingers up to our ear like we had earpieces and the last one of us to pick up on it we’d yell “Mr. President, get down!” and group-tackle him, did anyone else do that?