Thinking about my LA 20s, specifically how I had run-ins with 2 of the 3 Mollys of late 2000s Internet writing.

Molly McAleer I could tell unflattering stories about but honestly they’d be about how her persona just out of college was half-baked and incoherent but she brazened through it and you know what, fair enough. She actually grinded and networked enough to get staffed on a show, even if it was 2 Broke Girls. I’ll break those stories out if I see her throwing shade on other people for the same things, tho.

Molly Lambert – as one writer to another, if a drunken tossed-off line is so perfect it sticks in your head for a month and you have to frame an essay around it to get it out, I kinda won.