\nI had a dream once, over a decade now, I somehow ended up in charge of an untrained mass I needed to train into an army, but the only weapons we had for training were literal woodcutting axes
so I gathered them in this backwoods auditorium and I was on the stage and had an audience and freaking out and I was like “synchronized action, morale, sense of purpose, go for it”
and I led them through calisthenics and this swinging exercise like “hack, hack ‘em with an axe/axe, axe, axe attack”
>@theresponseblog said so basically that scene in Army Of Darkness
Ironically I was put in mind of the “Piper at the Gates of Dawn” defense of the Claremont Colleges in the World War Z book
Like yes, that would raise morale\ufffc, half-remembered from a decade-old book it somehow does even now
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