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I had a dream once, over a decade now, I somehow ended up in charge of an untrained mass I needed to train into an army, but the only weapons we had for training were literal woodcutting axes

so I gathered them in this backwoods auditorium and I was on the stage and had an audience and freaking out and I was like “synchronized action, morale, sense of purpose, go for it”

and I led them through calisthenics and this swinging exercise like “hack, hack ‘em with an axe/axe, axe, axe attack”

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