{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "gimme your carpal tunnel stretches or i will come to your portland-ass house and stab u with my throbbing useless pinky fingers", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/630121057621327872/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>gimme your carpal tunnel stretches or i will come to your portland-ass house and stab u with my throbbing useless pinky fingers</p></div>\n<p>1) put each hand forward, extend palm and fingers straight up like you&rsquo;re a traffic cop with a whistle in his mouth before they invented stoplights</p><p>2) from that arm position, flop the hand straight down and pull back from the outside with the other one for 20 sec.</p><p>3) shake your wrists like you&rsquo;re drying off your hands. keep your elbows fairly still, as in don&rsquo;t use your upper arms to whip them, loosen the muscles that move the wrist from side to side</p><p>That&rsquo;s literally all I&rsquo;ve been doing, like in whatever spare moment once an hour or two, and it&rsquo;s helped a ton</p>"}