shrine to the prophet of americana

“You know, a wise man once said that a ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.” “Dammit Helen, that’s not an...

joachimmurathugeass:

kontextmaschine:

argumate:

“You know, a wise man once said that a ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.”

“Dammit Helen, that’s not an argument for pegging!”

someone just reinvented a fleet in being

Strap in being makes my man cum just by having it in my dresser