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surprisedentistry:

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thetomlinsonway:

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surprisedentistry:

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thetomlinsonway:

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jakeperalta:

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not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business

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Unless they are being closeted, oppressed or censored and they show discomfort with and about it, and try to warn us or communicate to us about their situation. Just then and only then\u2026it\u2019s also our business.

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celebrities are not sending you secret coded messages asking you to save them. i\u2019m so sorry to tell you this but the former members of your favorite boy band are not actually secretly communicating with you about your RPF ship

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I could\u2019ve swore you said they were not trying to communicate through coded messages.

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I think RBB and SBB handled by One Direction themselves don\u2019t agree with you on that one, lad.

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Just two rainbow teddy bears wearing a real expensive Rolex in their wrist and all dressed up at One Direction\u2019s stage tour just for no reason at all.

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What a strange happenstance!

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NOT. I could go on and on all day. Anyways\u2026great chat, pals!

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i\u2019m obsessed with the way that this is phrased like a slam dunk while absolutely being one of the most incoherent responses possible. it\u2019s literally just pictures of two teddy bears

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us: celebrities aren\u2019t secretly communicating with you asking you to save them through coded messages

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someone in an incredibly bizarre fandom echo chamber with zero self-awareness about how unhinged they\u2019re about to sound:\u00a0yeah well what about THIS *posts a picture of two teddy bears where one of the bears looks like it\u2019s reading a book about diarrhea*\u00a0

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