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Gender reveal party wildfires keep being caused by irresponsible use of “tannerite,” an explosive named after what everyone who hosts a gender reveal party is going to call their child if it’s a boy

When I was going to Missoula I stopped in Clarkston, OR and went across the river to Lewiston, ID for a watering hole

And I found a place with a World Poker Tour pinball machine and just after midnight a girl came in to celebrate her 21st birthday and was like “my 5 year old says you have to give me shooters!” and multiple of the boys in her party were named “Hunter”

I didn’t go looking for stereotypes! But the next day passing through Lewiston I saw my first face-painted Juggalo. Reminds me of when I visited California circa like 95, we met this guy my dad went to law school with who was now a property developer and he had the most gated community fake villa house with the most trophy wife and the ditziest valley girl daughter with the dumbest blonde surfer bf, it was unreal

Also passing through Berkeley there was a flyer at the BART station with that month’s protest schedule and two Fridays were like “meet at the park and decide what to protest” which was also very stereotypical at the time