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argumate:

cop-disliker69:

argumate:

kontextmaschine:

Wow, just got something stuck in my windpipe and choked while I was alone and naked in the house warming the shower up!

It was terrifying, haha!

Good thing for BJJ training teaching me how little air I could get by on if I stayed calm!

That’s probably the closest I’ve come to death off the road and out of the hospital, haha!

whenever I come close to death I get a sinking feeling when I realise the last thing I posted would be my final enduring mark on the world, haha!

*me, in my head, choking*: \u201cthough I penned a thousand memes on the subject, my final regret is that I never tasted gamer girl bathwater…\u201d

Me, choking on gamer girl bath water: worth it

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huh it’s been a year now huh

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